a proposal for modesty

I don't want to see your tits. For the love of god, please put those things in a safe place. You skanks have no hearts. Could you consider the rest of us? Not only do I not want to see your tits, I also don't want to have to stand with my arms up for ten minutes listening to Ronnie Fields say the word "cleavage" over and over again.
You whores are the reason I got bitched at for not wearing a belt today, the reason I had to listen to administrators fumble over the female anatomy like a horny teenager getting to second base, and the reason that they're going to start making us wear hijabs next semester.
When you get dressed in the morning, think of the children. Someone's gonna get lost in there.

katelyn